Not Coffee

    I tried to make some coffee replacement today.

    . . . It turned out ok, I guess. But, it's still not coffee.


Stuff:

Not Coffee:

2 tbsp cocoa powder
3 tiny included spoons Better Stevia
1 oz hazelnut syrup (My last shot of Torino)
1/4 c milk
1/2 tsp heavy whipping cream
cold water to taste.

1. Be disappointed about whatever reason it is that you're not making coffee.
2. Make water hot
3. Put the powders in something you can drink out of that won't burn you, like a mug.
4. Pour in your hot water and mix.
5. Add your dairy products and syrup. (If you add the dairy before the hot milk, bad things can happen)
6. Add a bit of cold water so you don't melt your face off.
7. Try a sip. If it's too hot, repeat steps 6 and 7 until you get a good temperature.